F.I.D.O. – Forget Inessential Dog Owners
Has there ever been a machine more detrimental to animal-human relationships? If your dog no longer relies upon you as the “treat-master” you may find yourself cut off like a sack of jewels at a spaying clinic.
This “vending system” packs “a ball a container of water or drinking liquid a pet-food item a pet grooming item a pet health item an I.D. tag a whistle and a waste disposal kit” &ndash everything a dog going solo needs to eat drink brush play and obey local curbing laws.
What? Timmy fell in the well? It’s time the little accident-prone bastard learned a lesson: Nothing gets in between Lassie and his Scooby Snacks.