Thermostatically controlled, heated animal nurser and means for simulating a mother’s heartbeat

Oh dear beloved mother,
Nestled close to your mechanical heartbeat,
You nursed me through feline infancy,
And sated my thirst for life.

So much more intimacy we might have shared,
If you didn’t teach me to stick my tail in the electrical socket.

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