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The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on September 27, 2005.

Bottle Cap Necktie patent#: US D509944 filed under Ties, Drinking view the full patent  | comments (9) posted on 10/28/2005, patent issued on 9/27/2005 Wow your co-workers this casual Friday with a stylin' tribute to your favorite brew. If only Pabst Blue Ribbon came in bottles...

Comments on Bottle Cap Necktie

China tour | Jan 24, 2008 3:08 AM
I don't think people will like the idea, it looks quite stupid wearing a chain of bottle caps.

Jon | May 31, 2006 8:42 PM
No, no, no. It sybolizes the "Beer goes in here (arrow to stomach)" t-shirt, but more sophisticated.

LAQ | May 30, 2006 7:40 PM
And the double spam is sure nice.

LAQ | May 30, 2006 7:40 PM
They grant a patent for this? Eyeesh.

ERICA WANG | Feb 16, 2006 2:55 AM
Dear madam/sir, It is my pleasure to contact you! I am Erica Wang,a foreign trade staff of Zhejiang Dalouis Garment Co.,Ltd. In order that you will obtain the most competitive neckwear production in price and design, I take liberty of showing below: Zhejiang Dalouis Garment Co.Ltd is a modern enterprise specializing in a wild variety of high-quality necktie, necktie fabric and related accessories so on,.. DALOUIS has a factory with area of 23000 square meters, well furnished with 26 sets of SUZLER G6300 Computerized Rapier looms and STAUBLI CX870 Computerized Jacquard Machines, 28 sets of Swords Jacquard Looms made in South Korea, etc. Yearly, output of necktie is 7 millions pieces, and 350,000 meters silk fabric, 700,000 meters polyester fabric. We are able to work out 600,000 pieces of necktie per month to meet customers'require. DALOUIS production ranges from silk woven necktie, polyester woven necktie and related accessories (bowtie, cummerbund, scarf and so on). So we can offer customers a full variety of neckwear production with my own ability. We devote all ourselves into quality control. For the aim of high-quality productivity, we are inspecting and examining at very working procedure. We do our utmost to work to meet customers' standard. The customers¡¯ satisfactory is our future. Since the foundation of DALOUIS, we have been paying close attention to Designing. Dalouis has a competent designing team to create marketable designs In order to meet the customer¡¯s strict demand in design, we keep an eye on the trend & fashion in home and abroad at any time. We are improving rapidly under every customer¡¯s favor and support, Meanwhile we are determined that we go ahead with the spirit of firm credit standing, practice, enterprise, specialty and creation. Undoubtedly, we will have splendid future together !!! I should be grateful for your reply and further requirment in advance!!! Sincerely yours Erica Wang ZHEJIANG DALOUIS GARMENT CO., LTD ADD.: NO.1 RD4, TIE INDUSTRY ZONE, SHENGZHOU, ZHEJIANG P.R. CHINA TEL: +86-575-3345713 FAX: +86-575-3342738 EMAIL:erica@dalouis.com

ERICA WANG | Feb 16, 2006 2:54 AM
Dear madam/sir, It is my pleasure to contact you! I am Erica Wang,a foreign trade staff of Zhejiang Dalouis Garment Co.,Ltd. In order that you will obtain the most competitive neckwear production in price and design, I take liberty of showing below: Zhejiang Dalouis Garment Co.Ltd is a modern enterprise specializing in a wild variety of high-quality necktie, necktie fabric and related accessories so on,.. DALOUIS has a factory with area of 23000 square meters, well furnished with 26 sets of SUZLER G6300 Computerized Rapier looms and STAUBLI CX870 Computerized Jacquard Machines, 28 sets of Swords Jacquard Looms made in South Korea, etc. Yearly, output of necktie is 7 millions pieces, and 350,000 meters silk fabric, 700,000 meters polyester fabric. We are able to work out 600,000 pieces of necktie per month to meet customers'require. DALOUIS production ranges from silk woven necktie, polyester woven necktie and related accessories (bowtie, cummerbund, scarf and so on). So we can offer customers a full variety of neckwear production with my own ability. We devote all ourselves into quality control. For the aim of high-quality productivity, we are inspecting and examining at very working procedure. We do our utmost to work to meet customers' standard. The customers¡¯ satisfactory is our future. Since the foundation of DALOUIS, we have been paying close attention to Designing. Dalouis has a competent designing team to create marketable designs In order to meet the customer¡¯s strict demand in design, we keep an eye on the trend & fashion in home and abroad at any time. We are improving rapidly under every customer¡¯s favor and support, Meanwhile we are determined that we go ahead with the spirit of firm credit standing, practice, enterprise, specialty and creation. Undoubtedly, we will have splendid future together !!! I should be grateful for your reply and further requirment in advance!!! Sincerely yours Erica Wang ZHEJIANG DALOUIS GARMENT CO., LTD ADD.: NO.1 RD4, TIE INDUSTRY ZONE, SHENGZHOU, ZHEJIANG P.R. CHINA TEL: +86-575-3345713 FAX: +86-575-3342738 EMAIL:erica@dalouis.com

Tricia | Oct 30, 2005 5:02 PM
Nuthin' screams "classy dude" like bottle cap accessories.

Daniel | Oct 28, 2005 6:27 PM
They make PBR light? I didn't realize it could get any lighter. Shameful.

Denver | Oct 28, 2005 2:05 PM
Pabst does come in bottles! e.g., http://www.alanjust.com/images/PBRL_prim_lg.jpg

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