Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on May 10, 2005.


patent#: US D504984

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filed under Jewelry, Pets
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posted on 2/9/2006, patent issued on 5/10/2005

It is said that, over time, dogs begin to resemble their owners – a process that can be accelerated through coordinated collaring.

In an age when two of the most tricked out rappers are named Snoop Dogg and Bow Wow, canine bling should be no surprise. What's impressive here is the patent holder's bold suggestion that their design can be enjoyed by both beauty and beast alike. You can wear while dining at five-star restaurant or even just put it on for a casual afternoon in the back yard, snacking on old turds.

So don't just buy one, buy two. Don't be selfish! Did I mention it makes a great tentacle ring, should you happen to keep a giant squid?


Comments on Collar

MUNCHKIN | Nov 3, 2005 3:01 AM
I WILL NOT BE CALLED A DOG. I will be called a SUB. A great gift idea. Thank You Sir

roxanne | Dec 6, 2005 4:01 AM
They actually sell collars on bdsm and adult web sites already...don't ask, I have strange 3-d friends....

Andrew | Dec 6, 2005 6:01 AM
Imagine your spouse getting an electric shock from an invisible fence on your property- I dont think this will sell

dr. scott | Dec 6, 2005 6:01 AM
Finally someone who realized that women exist only for pleasure and should be treated that way. Thumbs up!!!

Mike Garrett | Dec 5, 2005 12:01 PM
Uh huh, right. If I gave my dog and my wife matching tags, I would soon share his reproductive status. I would rather not spend the rest of my life dry-humping the neighbors leg, and crapping in the yard. This one needs a little more thought.

tiny | Dec 5, 2005 3:01 AM
Guys, if you gave your lady and your dog matching collars, you would not enjoy conjugal contact with the lady any time soon!!! Not even doggy style!!

Ryden | Dec 5, 2005 2:01 AM
HAHAHA, just gives you ladies another way that people can call you dogs.

goodorf | Dec 3, 2005 7:00 PM

Tampa Tom | Dec 2, 2005 4:00 PM
I think it would be awesome if they made those flea collars... I mean think about it. Your lovely lady could look her best while staying parasite free!

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