Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on May 10, 2005.
patent#: US D504984
It is said that, over time, dogs begin to resemble their owners – a process that can be accelerated through coordinated collaring.
Comments on Collar
MUNCHKIN | Nov 3, 2005 3:01 AM
I WILL NOT BE CALLED A DOG. I will be called a SUB. A great gift idea. Thank You Sir
roxanne | Dec 6, 2005 4:01 AM
They actually sell collars on bdsm and adult web sites already...don't ask, I have strange 3-d friends....
Andrew | Dec 6, 2005 6:01 AM
Imagine your spouse getting an electric shock from an invisible fence on your property- I dont think this will sell
dr. scott | Dec 6, 2005 6:01 AM
Finally someone who realized that women exist only for pleasure and should be treated that way. Thumbs up!!!
Mike Garrett | Dec 5, 2005 12:01 PM
Uh huh, right. If I gave my dog and my wife matching tags, I would soon share his reproductive status. I would rather not spend the rest of my life dry-humping the neighbors leg, and crapping in the yard. This one needs a little more thought.
tiny | Dec 5, 2005 3:01 AM
Guys, if you gave your lady and your dog matching collars, you would not enjoy conjugal contact with the lady any time soon!!! Not even doggy style!!
Ryden | Dec 5, 2005 2:01 AM
HAHAHA, just gives you ladies another way that people can call you dogs.
goodorf | Dec 3, 2005 7:00 PM
Tampa Tom | Dec 2, 2005 4:00 PM
I think it would be awesome if they made those flea collars... I mean think about it. Your lovely lady could look her best while staying parasite free!
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