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The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on March 22, 2005.

Surf Board Having a Viewing Window

patent#: US D503206

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filed under In the Water
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posted on 5/5/2005, patent issued on 3/22/2005

Dear Inventor,
Your new surfboard saved my life! While on a recent trip to South Africa, I was hanging ten on your board, when, thanks to the viewing window, I noticed a Great White underneath. Luckily, my fear response occurred while I was still on the board and the shark swam off. Let's just say he didn't like the crappetizer.

Sincerely,
Poopy McDingleberry

Surf Board Having a Viewing Window

Comments on Surf Board Having a Viewing Window

andz the smurfer | Jan 31, 2006 6:30 PM
what a fucking silly idea, i don t reallz have anz othert comment on this totally stonede perspective. cheers for now...............................

Simon Brooks | Oct 31, 2005 9:43 PM
i had a blow up lilo like that when i was ...LIKE 12

Yinius | Jun 28, 2005 8:13 PM
Hey, you, in the States dont dive? In Argentina we do.

*Sharayah* | May 12, 2005 10:44 AM
I think its an AWESOME idea! I was thinkin bout that 2. Why not make a completely clear board. That'd be kool. But the window idea is very smart. Rad! Sharayahsharayah.mccartney@dwp.gsi.gov.uk

Seb | May 7, 2005 7:16 AM
This sounds fun, now to learn how to surf.

tiny | May 6, 2005 10:09 AM
Why not an entire clear acrylic board? No, wait, you can't steal my idea.....Dude, like, if you have, like, the time to, like, stare down while hangin' ten, you're, like, the grunchiest, dude!

Tampa Tom | May 5, 2005 2:13 PM
"Hey, baby. I assume your name is Sandy Bottom..."

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