Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on August 24, 2004.

Nutcracker

patent#: US D494820

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posted on 8/24/2004, patent issued on 8/24/2004

There's so much honesty in this simple kitchen utensil, I shed a tear for its designer.

Nutcracker

Comments on Nutcracker

John | Jan 1, 2007 5:55 PM
I guess his wife was a real nut cracker. Ouch that has to hurt and I am not just talking about the nuts that grow on trees.

Ryden | Apr 26, 2006 6:05 PM
OMFG

Laura | Apr 24, 2006 12:35 PM
Ah, sorry, I meant 'store'

Laura | Apr 24, 2006 12:34 PM
This is nothing new, I've seen these in antique sores for years! Some wearing fancy underwear and garters, others pants. There's alot of imagination that went into a few of these.

Lewis | Mar 23, 2006 9:15 AM
My dad has something just like this. His resembles a Native American woman, and is the full body. Topless of course. It is made of wood, so we've never actually dared to crack a nut with it.

Nutter | May 16, 2005 10:58 PM
Looks like my X girl friend!

J. | Apr 7, 2005 2:25 PM
It's kinda like one of those ironic type things... know what I mean?

Mike Garrett | Mar 8, 2005 11:21 AM
Absolutely priceless!! Gee, it's a good thing this guy isn't bitter. Man, how twilight zone do you have to get before they haul you away? GET SOME HELP BUDDY.

Chips | Mar 1, 2005 4:57 PM
Do I see exwife on there somewhere?

willson | Jan 20, 2005 2:12 PM
I think I recognize her.

DOC | Jan 10, 2005 4:15 AM
This is the coolest thing I have ever seen. I want to know where I can get one!

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