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The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on May 25, 2004.

Heart Shaped Meat Product

patent#: US D490211

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posted on 5/25/2004, patent issued on 5/25/2004

Even a vegan's heart would melt with joy when you show her how much she means to you by grilling up one of these romantic beef slabs. Well Done!

Heart Shaped Meat Product

Comments on Heart Shaped Meat Product

Paul McHan Jr | Feb 24, 2006 7:16 PM
Yes, indeed, I do have THE loveliest "weiner" in the entire patent depository! As the inventor, I'm glad you share my delight.

Mike Garrett | Mar 8, 2005 10:23 PM
Pardon me, do you have any Gray Poupon? If you strap that sucker to your thigh the next time you go to the beach, people will think you have a heart on. Ahem.....sorry.

Artemis | Jan 11, 2005 9:12 PM
its like those jello jigglers, acept for a.... meat like product.. mmmmmmm... my favorite.

ejco | Dec 29, 2004 11:23 AM
I think I bought Heart Shape Meat Products first album, i thought theyd be the next Nirvana, are they available for bahr mitzfas?

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