Hip Hop Aerobic Exercise Doll

patent#: US 7128691

filed under Exercise
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posted on 6/16/2010, patent issued on 10/31/2006

I can't decide which is odder, doing hip hop aerobics with a robotic doll or incorporating VHS tapes into a 21st century technology.

As the video plays this doll gets jiggy to the soundtrack. Overweight American children will presumably be inspired to shake their bloated, candy-fed behinds along with this Caucasian-looking, hip hop-dancing automaton. According to the inventor, this groovy golem "will promote better health in the youth," "significantly reduce medical costs associated with overweight people," and, thankfully, "be made available with designer clothing."