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The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on October 17, 2006.

Method of Using a Water Pipe

patent#: US 7122000

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posted on 2/12/2007, patent issued on 10/17/2006

I had heard of snorting coke off of a strippers tits, but taking a bong hit out of her vagina?

This "water pipe providing sexual stimulation" seems to be just too depraved to be true. In instances such as this, I find it best to let the patent do the talking:

"The lower end cooperates with the wall of the vagina to form a water reservoir holding water in the lower end and the vagina. A stem is received into the inlet port with an end opening submerged in the water reservoir. Suction applied at the exit port draws air through the stem to bubble through the water reservoir to generate stimulatory vibrations transmitted to the vagina. Optionally, a bowl holding combustible material communicates with the stem such that smoke bubbles through the water reservoir to simultaneously filter and cool the smoke and generate stimulatory vibrations."

I don't doubt that the experience is pleasurable, but pleasurable enough for a woman to allow bong water in her vagina? Perhaps the only thing not surprising about this patent is that it was invented in Vegas. Hopefully, it will stay there.

Method of Using a Water Pipe

Comments on Method of Using a Water Pipe

Alex | Dec 2, 2007 1:00 AM
heh, this pipe looks like one of the Unique Sex Toys from You should also choose one of them.

Bob Patentatorny | Dec 1, 2007 3:01 AM
Did he claim the vagina? How is he going to enforce this, by peeping in on Ziggy Marley concert afterparties?

| Dec 8, 2006 3:02 AM
I certainly wont be buying this type of Bong...

Drakanous | Dec 6, 2006 7:01 AM
What is this world coming to?

coyote | Dec 6, 2006 4:01 AM
Is this site dead? I find it hard to believe no asinine or absurd patents have been filed in the past 3 months.

markymark | Dec 5, 2006 8:00 AM
Would this mean that my bong for gay man - "Water Bong for Man's Anal Cavity" - is obvious in view of the new KSR standard? AHAHahhahAhAHAHAH!!! Patent law humor at its finest.

Max | Dec 5, 2006 3:00 AM
aw man i know right.

Carney | Dec 5, 2006 2:02 AM
This has already been used in a porno. I saw it in one of those groups of freaky flicks also featuring a kid hitting a flaming pumpkin with a golf club and getting engulfed in flames.

Water Cooler Boy | Dec 4, 2006 1:00 PM
I certainly wont be buying this type of Bong...

elly-trunk | Dec 2, 2006 11:00 PM
When I get bong water in my vagina it takes me a really long time to clean it out. But, while that bong is vibrating in my vagina I really really feel hot. I mean, my man is getting me off, and getting high all at the same time. It's too bad my boyfriend takes such pussy bong hits though... because he doesn't really get me off.

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