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The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on September 27, 2005.

Post Urination Drip Collector

patent#: US 6949090

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filed under Toilet
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posted on 10/25/2005, patent issued on 9/27/2005

If there's one thing worse than a drippy penis, it's a urine collection device that's slips off during your big moment at the board meeting. And, hey, if you're got to cap your johnson, you might as well add an inch while you're at it.

Post Urination Drip Collector

Comments on Post Urination Drip Collector

China tour | Dec 2, 2007 12:00 AM
I would never take this weird stuff on my peepee.

Jon | Dec 6, 2005 7:02 AM
the guy in the drawing looks like he needs a few extra inches.

attend01 | Dec 3, 2005 7:01 PM
As I recall, about 20 years ago Saturday Night Live did a skit. It was a commercial for "Peeny-Pad" which did exactly as this item

heheheh | Dec 3, 2005 7:00 PM

devnull | Dec 2, 2005 6:01 PM
Wow. What a great idea. Remarket a condom as a urine collector. Sounds real sanitary, not to mention pleasantly comfortable too.

Madam Cholet | Nov 2, 2004 8:00 PM
I find a saliva moistened hanky, folded over my index finger satisfy's all my dribbling needs.

Ric Shanahan | Nov 1, 2004 9:01 PM
A good, descriptive name for a commercial version of this product? "Dripends".

Greg | Nov 1, 2004 9:01 PM
I can vouche for the drippage but I'm not going to stick something on my dong to collect it. I'm sure this thing will leave an impression on your dockers I want people looking at the additional bulge in my trousers? Hmm...maybe.

Mike Garrett | Nov 1, 2004 8:01 AM
No matter how you shake and prance, the last few drops drip in your pants. So you're standing at the urinal; A: trying to wrestle this little doohickey off your Johnson so you can pee, then B: you have to put it back on without accidentally squeezing out any rogue drops until the doohickey is back in place. Then you C: walk around with a pee-filled appliance marinating the old tallywhacker until you get a chance to redo step A. Maybe not.

Tampa Tom | Nov 1, 2004 1:01 AM
OH, wow, that's kinda like a push-up bra for men. When a woman finally gets the true story, she's bound to be a little disappointed!

Simon Brooks | Nov 1, 2004 7:01 AM

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