Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on August 30, 2005.
patent#: US 6937155
HEL-LO. THIS IS YOUR TOI-LET SPEAK-ING. THANK YOU FOR INSTALL-ING THIS A-NUN-CIA-TOR ON ME SO THAT MY VOICE CAN BE HEARD MORE CLEAR-LY.
Comments on Toilet Annunciator
China tour | Jan 23, 2008 2:19 AM
Quite wired, THANKS FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO THE TOILET!
Herb Moyer | Jun 21, 2006 3:31 AM
They should get William Shatner to do the voice for this.
Jon | May 31, 2006 6:48 PM
THANK YOU FOR HAV-ING THE SHO-WER WITH NO CUR-TAIN DI-RECT-LY IN FRONT OF THE TOI-LET. I APP-RE-CI-ATE THAT YOU HAVE NOT EAT-EN SPI-CY OR MEX-I-CAN FOOD IN A WEEK. FOR THE RE-CORD, I AM BI-SEX-U-AL MALE.
FinalCSI01 | Nov 13, 2005 7:53 PM
N-OW FLU-SHING YOUR EXCR-EMEN-TS
Mike Garrett | Sep 28, 2005 11:31 PM
This covers the sound of the flush with your choice of birdsong, chimes, or a motorcycle. How about an avalanche,( if you had the runs)? Ball bearings falling on sheet metal(constipation)? The sound of ripping cloth(really bad constipation!). Come on kids we need some creative input here. The roar of a blast furnace(if you've had Tex-Mex food). Let's hear from the peanut gallery!
Jared Spool | Sep 27, 2005 12:39 AM
THANK YOU FOR PUT-TING THE SEAT DOWN.
tiny | Sep 19, 2005 12:10 PM
What fun this would be on your hospital's psych ward!!!!
Post a Comment
Fill out form and click Submit only once.
Offensive and spam comments will be deleted
Comments are temporarily closed