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The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on August 16, 2005.

Neck Wrap/Brace for Holding Items and Belt Article Holder for Same

patent#: US 6929164

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posted on 8/28/2005, patent issued on 8/16/2005

We live in an age where organization is valued over intelligence. Organizational accesories define the man. And if you are overwhelmed by your organizational accessories, then there are other accessories designed to help you organize those organizational accessories. Ad infinitum.

Is it me, or is this guy screaming to the world, "Mug me and you will not feel shame!"

Neck Wrap/Brace for Holding Items and Belt Article Holder for Same

Comments on Neck Wrap/Brace for Holding Items and Belt Article Holder for Same

China tour | Dec 1, 2007 10:02 PM
More and more tricky devices can only make human being lost more and more ability to survive the environment.

Tricia | Dec 9, 2004 6:01 AM
Are you guys kidding! You are busy carping about design and totally overlooking the fashion factor! What woman wouldn't fall for a guy with his wallet velcroed to his neck? This design combines the mysterious allure of a whiplash injury with the raw sex appeal of a fanny pack. You know where that organizaional neck brace would look good? Crumpled up at the foot of my bed! Yummmmmmmm!

Mike Garrett | Dec 9, 2004 6:01 AM
Clumsy. Neckbelt items cannot be seen well,limiting access. Neckbelt restricts movement, and vision, making both walking and driving problematic and more dangerous. Waistbelt,i.e. bellybag is nothing new. Perhaps some limited help for the wheelchair bound, but existing systems work better. Poor design is self-defining. " You'll put your eye out Kid.".

tiny | Dec 9, 2004 6:01 AM
Use with the above urban yoke to carry even more poop. Didn't Batman have a belt like this??

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