Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on July 26, 2005.

Human Waste Management Suit

patent#: US 6920646

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filed under Toilet, Homeland Security
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posted on 9/1/2005, patent issued on 7/26/2005

When you gotta go, you gotta go,
Environmental hazard or no.
Just make it part of your routine,
After every use, have it dry-cleaned.

Human Waste Management Suit

Comments on Human Waste Management Suit

fred | Feb 21, 2008 9:47 PM
Sounds Like a Crappy Idea Guy.

tibet train | Jan 23, 2008 2:52 AM
Good for astranaunts, and scientists. Not for most of the common people.

China tour | Jan 23, 2008 2:51 AM
Not useful for the daily life and common people. No interest to this design.

Cynthia | Sep 1, 2006 11:51 PM
Looks like he's got it fitted desert fashion...

Herb Moyer | Jun 21, 2006 3:36 AM
Is the cold war still on?

wc_duck | May 31, 2006 3:13 PM
yes Dune was cool :D

NO | Apr 8, 2006 8:13 AM
Does it come equiped with a backflow valve? And who would want a big canister hanging off of their a$$?

vid | Oct 10, 2005 1:21 PM
DUNE rulez ;)

tiny | Sep 19, 2005 12:39 PM
Does it come w/feces eating maggots from one of the above inventions?? And why bother to squat?? Why not just use Depends??

ben | Sep 8, 2005 5:30 PM
plop plop, phiz phiz... oh what a relief it is.

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