Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on May 3, 2005.
Vending System for Pet Items and Method
patent#: US 6886715
F.I.D.O. – Forget Inessential Dog Owners
Comments on Vending System for Pet Items and Method
Andrew | Dec 6, 2005 7:01 AM
This vending machine system seems vague- for some dogs it is hard enough to teach them to sit or stop barking, but this seems like a 'far fetched' trick. I think it will be a product that a few weirdos buy but no one would ever use. It will be a perfect gift for anyone who owns the human-dog collar.
Julie | Dec 6, 2005 7:01 AM
I just wanted to inform the writer that you don't get your sack of jewels cut off at a spaying clinic - they "neuter" males and "spay" females... unless for some STRANGE reason male dogs now have ovaries in their "sack of jewels!"
.jess | Dec 5, 2005 10:01 PM
i heart my doggies and would use something like this all of the time. i think its a great idea!
Mike Garrett | Dec 5, 2005 12:01 PM
Dubi, listen up, the guy is patenting the design concept. What You want him to design is a vending machine that DOGS CAN USE. My dog is not a paragon of self-control, give him a debit card and a machine like that and I'd be up to my ears in doggy toys in ten minutes flat. I mean it, no ATM card for the little Bozo until he can keep his cell phone charges under control!!
tiny | Dec 5, 2005 3:01 AM
I CAN'T INSERT A QUARTER! I HAVE NO MONEY AND DO NOT HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS!!
kittylovesherdoggy | Dec 3, 2005 7:00 PM
Clever!! I likes! Now how the hell is this supposed to work??!!
FinalCSI01 | Dec 3, 2005 12:01 PM
Who was the moron that thought of this, where does the owner put such a mostrosity?
Tampa Tom | Dec 2, 2005 4:00 PM
Uhhh, OK, where do the dogs keep the change? I mean, they don't wear pants, so they have no pockets....
Mike Brown | Dec 2, 2005 8:01 AM
I don't know how much of a threat this really is - in my opinion, any dog who can manage to carry money and figure out a vending machine keyboard deserves a treat at the very least.
Dubi | Dec 2, 2005 8:00 AM
In what way, exactly, is this different from any regular vending machine? How the hell can this be construed as an inventive step?!
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