Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on April 5, 2005.

Hinging Breast Implant patent#: US 6875233 filed under Breast "Enhancement", Beauty view the full patent  | comments (36) posted on 5/31/2005, patent issued on 4/5/2005 A, B, C, D, E, F, G... I've got all those size tit-ties. This bizarre breast implant can be resized at any time by the wearer--like a basketball! There is actually a valve that sticks out of the surface of the wearer's skin that allows you to expand the implant with air or a fluid. I smell a new fetish... Yes, it was invented by a man.

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Hey these are no more silly than the Nike Air pump type penile implant. A small pump is placed in the scrotum and you gals can pump the guys pecker up to a size that fits..well not actually but it is possible. I like the idea of adjustible sized breasts. My large breasted ballerina girlfriend would no longer have to tape her's down, just deflate them then pump them back up for Daddy.

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You know, these could be used to carry bombs or poison. What would you do if the airline refused to let you on board because you could have a bomb or nerve gas in your breast?

Cat | Aug 19, 2006 6:26 PM
This is the most horrible thing Iève ever seen in my life.

Robb | Apr 23, 2006 6:24 PM
fantastic! now instead of holding our beer cans, my girlfriend can simply fill up hers and we're good to go! I wonder how much they can hold...

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They could at least be classy and make it remote controlled.

John | Jul 11, 2005 11:12 PM
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So when you shrink the boob - the skin will be all loose! duh! You can't keep inflating and deflating unless there is spare skin like around your foreskins! THINK

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Actually, that fetish already exists. ;)

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Pump up da volume, pump up da volume...sorry, I could NOT resist!

Bert | Jun 2, 2005 6:54 PM
Hey, new torturing devices... Whoops, my left tit is gone floppy again. Bring out the compressor, hun! Did the inventor try his invention on himself first? I guess he didn't.

tiny | Jun 2, 2005 1:51 PM
say, baby, pump up the jugs...do these qualify as Coast Guard approved flotation devices, or just lactation devices?

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