Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on April 5, 2005.

Hinging Breast Implant patent#: US 6875233 filed under Breast "Enhancement", Beauty view the full patent  | comments (13) posted on 5/31/2005, patent issued on 4/5/2005 A, B, C, D, E, F, G... I've got all those size tit-ties. This bizarre breast implant can be resized at any time by the wearer--like a basketball! There is actually a valve that sticks out of the surface of the wearer's skin that allows you to expand the implant with air or a fluid. I smell a new fetish... Yes, it was invented by a man.

Comments on Hinging Breast Implant

Godagesil | Jan 9, 2007 9:25 AM
Hey these are no more silly than the Nike Air pump type penile implant. A small pump is placed in the scrotum and you gals can pump the guys pecker up to a size that fits..well not actually but it is possible. I like the idea of adjustible sized breasts. My large breasted ballerina girlfriend would no longer have to tape her's down, just deflate them then pump them back up for Daddy.

Cheryl | Dec 27, 2006 3:40 PM
This is not pnysically possible if a woman has had a masectomy. the protective capsule that forms around the implant is not that flexable. And who wants a tube sticking out. Yes Porn stars line up. comments please

Alex | Dec 24, 2006 8:41 PM
You know, these could be used to carry bombs or poison. What would you do if the airline refused to let you on board because you could have a bomb or nerve gas in your breast?

Cat | Aug 19, 2006 6:26 PM
This is the most horrible thing Iève ever seen in my life.

Robb | Apr 23, 2006 6:24 PM
fantastic! now instead of holding our beer cans, my girlfriend can simply fill up hers and we're good to go! I wonder how much they can hold...

Shelly | Nov 22, 2005 12:56 AM
They could at least be classy and make it remote controlled.

John | Jul 11, 2005 11:12 PM
This is one step closer to the Nipicaps Guinever Steel sells in John Brunner's "Stand on Zanzibar", Chapter 4. Amazing how a futurist piece can be so bold and still underestimate the human idiot's creativity.

Joe | Jun 24, 2005 4:54 PM
C'mon! I'd rather loose it all and get an inflatable doll hahaha

Anon | Jun 17, 2005 3:50 AM
So when you shrink the boob - the skin will be all loose! duh! You can't keep inflating and deflating unless there is spare skin like around your foreskins! THINK

Jeffrey Rogers | Jun 7, 2005 4:36 AM
Actually, that fetish already exists. ;)

Mike Garrett | Jun 6, 2005 11:36 PM
Pump up da volume, pump up da volume...sorry, I could NOT resist!

Bert | Jun 2, 2005 6:54 PM
Hey, new torturing devices... Whoops, my left tit is gone floppy again. Bring out the compressor, hun! Did the inventor try his invention on himself first? I guess he didn't.

tiny | Jun 2, 2005 1:51 PM
say, baby, pump up the jugs...do these qualify as Coast Guard approved flotation devices, or just lactation devices?

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