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The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on March 29, 2005.

Garments Having Edible Components and Methods for Making Same

patent#: US 6872119

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filed under Underwear, Lingerie
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posted on 5/12/2005, patent issued on 3/29/2005

Oh, baby, the things I'm wanna do to you. I'm gonna start by nibbling your windbreaker loose, cause when we start going at it, the only breeze blowing will be from the moans of your pleasure. Then I'm gonna bite loose the straps on your heels. If there's anything that can drown out the taste of stinky feet, it's a pack of Smarties. Mmm hmm... How sexually thoughtful you are, baby. You got my sweet tooth all riled up. I'm gonna have to slow things down for a minute. I'm gonna have to eat my way into your handbag for some condoms and a bottle of water.

Oh look, there you go, stripping down to your bra and panties. Aren't you a sexy thing? I can't take it baby. I want to, but I don't think I can go any further. I think I've got a cavity and a diabetic coma coming on. Pass me some Aqua Fresh and an insulin shot.

Garments Having Edible Components and Methods for Making Same

Comments on Garments Having Edible Components and Methods for Making Same

Erasmus | Jun 11, 2005 7:04 PM
Melts in your mouth, not in your crotch.

Tampa Tom | May 20, 2005 9:04 AM
This has got to rank up there with the dumbest ideas ever. I mean, come on, if you are getting to where you are that personal with someone, won't they want to take off their own garments WITHOUT your help? This also reminds me of the genius who invented those candy neclaces. Nothing quite as much fun as scrubbing a sticky mess off my kid's neck after a run in with the neclace...

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