Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on March 8, 2005.

Magnetic Condom

patent#: US 6863070

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posted on 4/19/2005, patent issued on 3/8/2005

There once was a man from Fort Worth,
Who, to prevent an unwanted birth,
Preferred a shield,
With a magnetic field,
And he always knew which way was north.

This condom provides "static magnetic field therapy" which is supposed to increase blood flow to the region. The magnetic cock ring must already be patented.

Magnetic Condom

Comments on Magnetic Condom

Hanging out with my wang out | Jul 18, 2006 12:39 PM
This this is freaking awsome!!!! It really works wonders!!! fuck yeah bitches..ps i fucked your mother last night..hehe

Strange | Jun 10, 2006 5:15 PM
So strange

john | Apr 28, 2006 3:52 PM
one*

john | Apr 28, 2006 3:51 PM
I would put it in the freezer 1st and really freak some on out.

Yinius | Jun 28, 2005 8:24 PM
Oh, Baby, get your metalic pants. Good for chastity belts

Mike Garrett | May 28, 2005 1:04 AM
OK, birth control for Tony Stark, come on, there's gotta be some FOOM left on earth. If you get this reference, let this be a warning to you! Move out of Mom's basement TODAY!!!!

GUMMIBARE | Apr 21, 2005 10:16 PM
Wonder if it leaves a metal taste?

Daniel | Apr 20, 2005 2:59 AM
There's a scientific reason chicks are so attracted to me...

Tampa Tom | Apr 19, 2005 1:39 PM
Wow.. .They always talk about that act as 'drilling'...

tiny | Apr 19, 2005 1:15 PM
I ask you,do tell...how does it feel....what you once thought was wood is now made out of steel?

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