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The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on March 8, 2005.

Underpants for Men

patent#: US 6862746

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filed under Underwear
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posted on 4/19/2005, patent issued on 3/8/2005

"Men's underpants comprising:
an underpants body having penis and scrotum outlet ports so as to pull out a user's penis and scrotum respectively;"

Heh, heh. He said "scrotum outlet port."

Underpants for Men

Comments on Underpants for Men

Jack | May 25, 2009 2:18 PM
good for masturbation, i liked it ^^

ser | Jan 9, 2008 9:48 PM
This could be developed into a neat HIV prevention device!!!

MissTress | Feb 4, 2007 9:36 AM
Well this just brings ballsweat to a whole new level! I would hate to be the one to try and get the stains out of these underwear! A woman must have come up with this idea out of spite. I don't think balls and penis are meant to be individually wrapped....unless it comes from oscar meyer.

Herb Moyer | Jun 21, 2006 2:14 AM
There just seems to be something unsettling about underwear specifically designed to segregate my penis and balls. They are supposed to be together always...

Adam | May 30, 2006 12:37 PM
Scrotums of the world rejoice. You now have your very own outlet port. No more sharing that overcrowded fly

NeverGiveUp | Sep 27, 2005 3:32 AM
The all day condom...it'll teach you to never leave home without one!

Durban Dude | Apr 26, 2005 6:35 AM
This could be developed into a neat HIV prevention device!!!

GUMMIBARE | Apr 21, 2005 10:15 PM
I know of some men who will need to make cuffs in the ports! he he

Spiffo | Apr 19, 2005 7:46 PM
man, they'd be funny lookin' on.

Tampa Tom | Apr 19, 2005 1:38 PM
Wha? It's the perfect complement to the classic line "Gee, your fly's open..."

tiny | Apr 19, 2005 1:10 PM
attaches conveniently to vacuum hose for easy "cleaning"

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