Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on March 1, 2005.
patent#: US 6860237
You know how it is with birds. Give them some seed, they want a cracker. Get them a cage, they want a perch.
Comments on Bird Perch
figs | Dec 6, 2005 7:01 AM
was the guy meant to be suggestively winking at you ? lol ... sorry
LAQ | Dec 6, 2005 6:02 AM
The inventor doesn't know parrots. The device is positition below the shoulder, and therefore, as parrots usually go to the highest attainable point, the parrot will climb off the perch onto the shoulder. Trust me, I have several parrots and they all prefer high places. Also prefer broader grips, such as shoulders provide.
Bert | Dec 7, 2004 4:01 PM
Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
yinius | Dec 7, 2004 4:02 AM
But, why not a cage too?
Tampa Tom | Dec 4, 2004 2:01 PM
C'mon, Tiny! The poop will fall on -- sigh -- the POOP DECK! :-D
| Dec 4, 2004 2:00 PM
That bird has a big f*@%!&g head.
GUMMIBARE | Dec 4, 2004 1:02 PM
Polly want a Peeeeerch!
tiny | Dec 4, 2004 1:00 PM
ARRRRGH! So ye wants to be a pirate, matey! This device will keep the parrot poo off of your clothing and the poo will conveniently drop to the ground.
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