Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on March 1, 2005.
Inflatable Restraint Devicepatent#: US 6859939 filed under Homeland Security A balloon restraint system? Who sent in the clown police? This guy could pull off an escape using his chin stubble!
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Comments on Inflatable Restraint Device
alice | May 31, 2006 3:39 PM
wasn't this supposed to have been filed under the sexaul devices category ? ;)
alice | May 31, 2006 3:38 PM
I think the prisoner's fly's (suggestively?) open - ymca anyone ?
Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout | Mar 23, 2006 10:05 AM
I like the idea of having to restrain him to strap this thing on before you can activate the balloons, thereby restraining him....again. This was especially hard for a cop with fingers only on one hand. How the hell did he do the buckles?
Then, the criminal pretends he can't move his elbows or knees while you shoot lightening at his penis. Awesome.
Bert | Jun 2, 2005 7:11 PM
But what if the heavily armed gang of terrorists refuses to put on their restraint devices? Ah, I sense a new patentable restraint device inforcing apparatus coming up.
Ted | Apr 18, 2005 7:54 AM
Looking at the illustration, I thought it might be a new "Masters of the Universe" figure.
Tampa Tom | Apr 14, 2005 11:12 AM
"OK, sir, put the knife down, step away from the small child and put on this extremley involved apparatus so we can restrain you..." WHo's working the air pump, Barney Fife?
GUMMIBARE | Apr 13, 2005 11:19 PM
Use this with the Spinal Stimulator and you are in for a special "treat'! ;o)
tiny | Apr 13, 2005 9:55 AM
Anyone cranked up on meth or PCP is sure to gladly put this on to faciliate restraint...
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