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The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on February 22, 2005.

Pizza Preparation and Delivery Method and Unit

patent#: US 6858243

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posted on 4/4/2005, patent issued on 2/22/2005

Is that pizza dough being tossed through the sun-roof? Dominos will never be late again with this mobile pizza assault vehicle. The pizza can now be baked on the drive to your house. Just keep one hand on the wheel, buddy!

Sadly, this revolution in pizza delivery will result in the early destruction of countless Geo Metros.

Pizza Preparation and Delivery Method and Unit

Comments on Pizza Preparation and Delivery Method and Unit

Adam | Dec 6, 2005 6:01 AM
Nothing new here they just moved it out of the carnival trailer into the truck. Although maybe someone should patent "Carnival style pizza"

The Pizza Lover, Ryden | Dec 5, 2005 2:01 AM
Wow imagine a traffic accident that pins the cook between a fridge and a 300 degree oven crispy on one side cool on the other. Sounds like a pizza I want to eat.

Laura | Dec 1, 2005 9:01 AM
this is the weirdest thing ever what a waist of time

sim | Nov 3, 2004 3:02 AM
I think RBell is on to something. I am hungry and pizza in 5 minutes sounds perfect around now. And can you imagine all those stoners with munchies out there who would worship this inventor as a god?

yinius | Dec 7, 2004 4:02 AM
R Bell, nobody say dont work. Its a place to fun. And i want my pizza in the regular 30 minutes, ok?

R Bell | Dec 6, 2004 10:00 AM
Pizza Hut has 50 patents, and has invested millions. I have 1 patent and mine actually works. How about actual 5 minute delivery times. (YES...5 minutes...)

GUMMIBARE | Dec 4, 2004 1:02 PM
"Mom my Pizza has roadkill on it!"

tiny | Dec 4, 2004 7:00 AM
Gotta take the truck into the shop to get grease trap in the oven cleaned.

Mike Garrett | Dec 4, 2004 5:00 AM
A good Pizza is a difficult yet simple thing. Absolute freshness in all ingredients is absolutely essential. Assembling pre-frozen pizza psrts in the back of a panel creates a whole new category of cuisine. If your buddy slams on the brakes too hard it gives new meaning to the term "freshly tossed dough". It's all fun and games until you're on the floor with a stake of frozen pepperoni through your heart.

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