Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on January 25, 2005.

Abdominal Support

patent#: US 6846220

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posted on 3/7/2005, patent issued on 1/25/2005

Designed for pregnant women, the patent was carefully worded to include use by obese persons. If there are two things that sells in America it's a contraption to ease the life of fat people and the Value Meals that make them so.

Word has it that Tom Arnold will be modelling this belly-bra while portraying a cherub for the next Victoria's Secret "Angels" catalog.

My only complaint: Where's the beer holder?

Abdominal Support

Comments on Abdominal Support

Miina | Dec 7, 2005 6:01 PM
That product actually isn't silly, it or one very similar to it can be found in stores. I wish I had known about that when I was pregnant, I was really wishing for a belly bra.

maddie | Dec 10, 2004 12:01 AM
great support for the beergut, too.

Mike Garrett | Dec 8, 2004 7:00 AM
This might not be a rational invention, but it would make a hell of a Seinfeld episode. Remember the MANBRA?

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