Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on January 18, 2005.
patent#: US 6843793
This highly complicated medical apparatus should make remote surgery a breeze. Rumor has it that you can open a rib-cage with one recitation of "Here is the church, and here is the steeple. Open the door and here are the people."
Comments on Surgical Instrument
Herb Moyer | Dec 6, 2005 9:00 PM
One thats more interesting was something I saw in Japan, where they actually figured out how to interpret and control brainwaves to move such devices. The surgeon would place this thing on his head and it would essentially read his thoughts and perform those actions onto a robot hand.
trugent | Dec 6, 2005 2:00 AM
hey, how many corporate names do you guys have?
Adam | Dec 6, 2005 7:01 AM
Who here has never made a typo??? I rest my case
stimpson | Dec 2, 2005 1:01 PM
i could realy use this to put my - sliced- pizza in the oven BEFORE i´m even home, oh joy!
Debbie | Dec 7, 2004 1:01 PM
Is this what you use if you don't have one of those bomb squad umbrellas?
GUMMIBARE | Dec 3, 2004 2:01 AM
Has about as much bedside manner as a real surgeon!
Marc | Dec 2, 2004 10:02 PM
I don't think it's that silly though. I mean, they already have a similar kind of machine for microsurgery.
Si | Dec 2, 2004 9:01 PM
Ooooooh! I want one!
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