Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on January 11, 2005.

Fetal Educator Strap

patent#: US 6840775

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posted on 1/25/2005, patent issued on 1/11/2005

Clean the chalkboards, empty the classes,
No more schooling for the masses.
All You Really Need to Know,
You'll pick up In Utero.

Fetal Educator Strap

Comments on Fetal Educator Strap

Scam Buster | Dec 10, 2005 12:02 AM
Seems a public corp (a penny stock, of course) has acquired the rights to the "patented" Fetal Educator Strap Got this by email. Look for the stock to plummet as insiders unload their illiquid junk shares. -------------------BABY BEE BRIGHT CORPORATION (OCT: BBGT) is the developer, manufacturer and marketer of innovative prenatal educational and related products servicing the rapidly expanding expectant mother/prenatal market. BABY BEE BRIGHT CORPORATION'S executive staff is composed of professionals with over 30 years of experience in engineering, research, and marketing. Recent studies show that language learning begins in the womb and sound stimulation is linked to cognitive development. This research led BABY BEE BRIGHT CORPORATION to develop their award winning, patented, audio directional technology, as the delivery system for the prenatal educator. We are confident that you will find your BABY BEE BRIGHT to be educational as well as enjoyable. We are also confident, that by using our product, you are giving your baby a head start in life. Click here for testimonials Due to the current medical research, in the near future, prenatal education will be as common as kindergarten is today. Our patented technology, pat.# 6840775 and our prenatal library being available in six languages gives us great advantage in the world market place. In anticipation of the growth of the company and the value of our stock, the Board of Directors decided to make application to the OTCBB and are currently in the process of engaging an accounting firm to undertake the requisite work. --------

Alena | Dec 5, 2005 12:01 PM
I will continue to visit enjoyed the reading thanks

Martin | Dec 3, 2005 11:00 AM
Very interesting and beautiful site. It is a lot of helpful information. Thanks!

Tampa Tom | Dec 7, 2004 3:01 PM
Duh - that's how she got pregnant in the first place!

GUMMIBARE | Dec 3, 2004 2:01 AM
I would imagine the baby is thinking about the reason behind his mother having no clothes on.

Dawn | Dec 2, 2004 7:01 AM
Who knew that "The Thinker" was modeled after the baby in this drawing? Goo, goo Goethe!

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