Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on November 30, 2004.

Sphincter Exerciser

patent#: US 6824500

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posted on 11/30/2004, patent issued on 11/30/2004

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
I defecated involuntarily.
But my delight was my neighbors woe,
And I began to yearn for keister control.

I left on a five-year meditation,
That ended with this revelation,
"Only an excerciser, not a thinker.
Can solve the riddle of the Sphinx-ter."

Sphincter Exerciser

Comments on Sphincter Exerciser

Adam | May 31, 2006 12:31 PM
ummmmm....why?????

Kristy | Apr 7, 2006 10:12 PM
There are no words.

Debbie | Jul 13, 2005 5:30 PM
Just, no.

Daniel | Dec 9, 2004 2:51 PM
Thanks!

Loren | Dec 9, 2004 2:27 PM
"keister"

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