Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on November 30, 2004.

Sphincter Exerciser

patent#: US 6824500

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posted on 11/30/2004, patent issued on 11/30/2004

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
I defecated involuntarily.
But my delight was my neighbors woe,
And I began to yearn for keister control.

I left on a five-year meditation,
That ended with this revelation,
"Only an excerciser, not a thinker.
Can solve the riddle of the Sphinx-ter."

Sphincter Exerciser

Comments on Sphincter Exerciser

Adam | Dec 6, 2005 7:01 AM
ummmmm....why?????

Kristy | Dec 4, 2005 7:02 AM
There are no words.

Debbie | Dec 7, 2004 1:01 PM
Just, no.

Daniel | Nov 2, 2003 9:01 AM
Thanks!

Loren | Nov 2, 2003 9:01 AM
"keister"

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