Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on November 2, 2004.

Peanut-Shaped Prayer Cushion patent#: US 6810541 filed under Made Easy view the full patent  | comments (3) posted on 11/2/2004, patent issued on 11/2/2004 Was this a divinely inspired patent? The inventor admits that peanut-shaped cushions have already been patented and that knee cushions have already been patented. But never have the two been combined in the service of the Lord. Hence, another patent is issued. This all leads to more questions. What would God think of our silly little patent system? Isn't He, after all, the Creator of Everything. How does He define "unobvious?" Does He collect royalties? Does He have a patent attorney?

Comments on Peanut-Shaped Prayer Cushion

etpilot | Aug 1, 2007 12:52 AM
I thought the whole idea of kneeling was about inflicting a reminder of the pain of atonement and that of Jesus on the cross whilst begging to God. This inventor is cheating--IN CHURCH!

slashdot | Jun 2, 2006 5:02 PM
hmm seems to me there could be another use for this one? ;)

| Jan 27, 2005 12:29 AM
also known as 'i give sucky sucky for 7 yen' cushion

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