Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on October 12, 2004.

Multi-Functional Massage Device

patent#: US 6802818

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filed under Dildos and Vibrators, Writing Utensils
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posted on 10/12/2004, patent issued on 10/12/2004

Unfortuantely, the expression, "Don't chew on that pen, you don't know where it's been" is now more true than ever.

Multi-Functional Massage Device

Comments on Multi-Functional Massage Device

Poolboy | Dec 6, 2005 7:01 AM
I suppose thats one way to get rid of writers block...

AmateurVisionary | Dec 6, 2005 5:00 AM
I've actually got one of these as well. It's precisely like the one illustrated with a pressure activated vibrating point on it's top. It came with some literature on how great the item was for accupressure treatments.

Tricia | Nov 3, 2003 6:00 AM
Geez! I can barely write with my left hand, much less my . . .

Joe | Nov 1, 2003 9:02 AM
Someone gave me a vibrating pen for Christmas two years ago (they gave it in a serious, non-ironic way).

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