Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on September 28, 2004.
Apparatus and Method for Processing Wormspatent#: US 6796893 filed under Agriculture, Wild Apparently, worm torture doesn't end with childhood, it gets more sophisticated. In the hands of an amateur, a worm would be cut in half widthwise. This high-tech apparatus, however, uses centrifugal force to split them lengthwise, making it easier to remove the nasty parts. Worm milkshake anyone?
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Comments on Apparatus and Method for Processing Worms
Alfred Danda | Jan 28, 2005 5:17 PM
its not torture.. the inventor has just discovered the term BIPARTITION and the terrible fact that worms do survive!
Lavoisier | Oct 8, 2004 12:12 AM
Mind you, I think worms are pretty low on the self-awareness scale, probably below mosquitos. But really, somebody out there must know WHY a human would think up such a device like this? It will probably make
the holder a billionare, but heck if I've f
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