Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on September 14, 2004.
Pants with One or More Zippers on the Rear Thereof
patent#: US 6789269
Let's face it, we've pushed the limits of butt-cheek exposure with pants as we know them. Luckily, fashion evolves quickly. These pants have zippers carefully designed to slyly reveal one cheek at a time. Didn't Prince invent these?
Comments on Pants with One or More Zippers on the Rear Thereof
Poolboy | May 31, 2006 11:26 AM
This is Genius, So you don't have to drop your pants to go # 2.
| Sep 11, 2005 6:55 PM
That is sooo sexy
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