Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on September 7, 2004.

Footwear with GPS

patent#: US 6788200

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filed under Shoes, Homeland Security
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posted on 9/7/2004, patent issued on 9/7/2004

I sometimes have trouble knowing from my right side from my left. When I was a kid, I used to play soccer. When I needed to know my right from my left, I would think to myself, "If I had a soccer ball with me, which leg would I use to kick it?" That was my right leg.

Thank goodness we have satellite technology in footwear. I don't play soccer anymore.

Footwear with GPS

Comments on Footwear with GPS

Debbie | Jul 13, 2005 3:47 PM
And people laughed at Maxwell Smart for having a phone in his shoe.

Artemis | Jan 3, 2005 3:45 PM
f you ever want to know exactly where your shoes are... here you go.

fuckface | Oct 7, 2004 12:55 AM
hahaha fuck this shit daniel, comeon this one is outta this world!

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