Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on August 31, 2004.

Electrode Apparatus for Stimulating Penile, Urethral, and Anal Tissue patent#: US 6785577 filed under BDSM view the full patent  | comments (30) posted on 8/31/2004, patent issued on 8/31/2004 Love can be electrifying. But what do you do when your loving spark is absent? Do you sit there and sulk? Cheat on your partner? No. You empower yourself. But is this invention really new? I swear I once saw an old wood-block print of Ben Franklin wearing one of these in a thunderstorm.

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Can't see whats "Silly" here it seems to be an adaption of a pinless wand used for erotic electrostimulation - a popular passtime for many.

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Well I just love how one man's torture device (see this in Iraq por ejemplo) is another man's invention of the century.

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