Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on July 20, 2004.

Incinerating Commode

patent#: US 6763528

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posted on 7/20/2005, patent issued on 7/20/2004

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust,
What was once inside me is about to combust.
This incinerating commode is state of the art,
I just pray it won't explode if I let out a fart.

Incinerating Commode

Comments on Incinerating Commode

Jon | Dec 6, 2005 7:01 AM
I just wonder what Santa will say when he comes into the hose that smells like burnt shit.

didyoujustpoop.com | Dec 5, 2005 8:00 PM
I like how you actually wrote a poop poem. The patent is also quite a feat. You should write some poems on our site, we do that exclusivley. ha! kyle2

Andy Salo | Nov 1, 2004 12:00 AM
There really is incinerating electric toilet and it works fine. Manufactured over 40 yrs. www.incinolet.com

Uxor | Dec 8, 2004 7:01 PM
This is not new, though. The very first Whole Earth Catalog included an item about the Destruct-o-Toilet. Handy for scientists at the South Pole, militant survivalists in their Gucci bandoleros, and Jacko. user0@pclabstest.com

tiny | Dec 8, 2004 3:01 AM
I came to poop but only farted, I hit the switch and now am departed.

tiny | Dec 8, 2004 3:01 AM
I came to poop but only farted, I hit the switch and now am departed.

tiny | Dec 8, 2004 3:01 AM
I came to poop but only farted, I hit the switch and now am departed.

tiny | Dec 8, 2004 3:01 AM
I came to poop but only farted, I hit the switch and now am departed.

tiny | Dec 8, 2004 3:01 AM
I came to poop but only farted, I hit the switch and now am departed.

Mike Garrett | Dec 8, 2004 2:00 AM
These have been used for years on the rocky islands of Casco and Penobscot Bays,(Maine). A good friend owned a 100 year old home on Peaks Island and noticed that his water tasted odd and so sent a sample to the State Lab in Augusta. After testing the sample, they sent a state engineer out to advise my friend. They walked the land together and the engineer urged him to move his 100 year old leach field. He did so immediately at great expense, and his well dried up.

Tampa Tom | Dec 7, 2004 10:01 PM
"Doc, I have this burning sensation in my rear - and I don't think Preparation H is gonna help much..."

Pope Benedict XVI | Dec 7, 2004 9:02 PM
I need one of these in the Vatican.

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