Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on June 29, 2004.

Hunter's Chair patent#: US 6755466 filed under Hunting & Fishing view the full patent  | comments (4) posted on 7/25/2005, patent issued on 6/29/2004 From what I've learned while sifting through patents, hunting is a waiting game. You head out to the woods, set yourself up behind a nice blind, sit, and wait... for hours, days... however long it takes for a animal to foolishly wander into your mortality-enabling range. Besides the fearsome creatures of the forest (ie., other drunks with guns), modern day hunting has another, more insidious danger -- lower back pain caused by so much sitting and waiting. Enter US Patent #6,755,466. From now on pack guns, ammo, and a little lumbar support. What's the difference between this and ordinary office chair? Easy now, you little skeptic, don't you see the camouflage?

Comments on Hunter's Chair

| Dec 7, 2006 4:16 PM

Mike Garrett | Aug 4, 2005 4:37 AM
It's 3:30 pm Friday and the boss is looking for a "volunteer" to man the phones all day Saturday. Your cubicle is closest to his office. You can't reach the Men's Room without being seen dang, you're scewed again right? Not this time pal! Quickly you grab your camo poncho from the top drawer, and as you slide it over your head and settle into your camo office chair and bam!!! you pull a Harry Potter. The Boss sticks his head in, looks around and decides to check the Men's room where he nails Marty from accounting. Tough luck for Marty?? I's the Law of the Jungle baby

tiny | Jul 27, 2005 10:36 AM
I went shopping to find a pair of camo pants....I didn't see any.

Tampa Tom | Jul 25, 2005 4:03 PM
Now, why didn't I think of that? I could be a millionaire TOMORROW! I'm gonna patent a camo remote cozy and sell it to hunters - it's like a license to print money!

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