Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.
The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on June 8, 2004.

Platform Chair for Sexual Intercourse patent#: US 6745774 filed under Sex Furniture, Furniture view the full patent  | comments (13) posted on 6/8/2004, patent issued on 6/8/2004 I'm very confused by how this is supposed to work. Better illustrations needed! Perhaps a video? What's up with sex furniture? It seems awkward to me. It only serves one purpose. Most sex aids are conveniently small and easy to stash away, but furniture? You can't just leave it out in the living room when guests come over.

Comments on Platform Chair for Sexual Intercourse

Sex Furniture | Jun 1, 2007 3:47 PM
Looks like a cool design. Sex furniture is the hot thing in adult toys at the moment too: sex swings, BDSM chairs, Liberator shapes, sex pillows. There are lots of fun new toys.

david | Apr 26, 2007 9:56 PM
This chair will turn any man into a turbo-charged ram rod! Check it out, www.4powersex.com

GuitarMan | Dec 30, 2006 6:43 PM
Confusing. Tube-frame and padded seat sex furniture don't last very long on the market. Give me a chair & ottoman, chaise lounge, a fellow pillow, and couple of cushions.

johnnydeebubbaroo | Oct 28, 2006 6:06 PM
Funny sketch, I found this is probably the Dome Chair, a little too angular for me, but I would at least like to try it... Check this page for some fun references to this and other sexual furniture... http://www.bonkum.com/Forum/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?p=4650#4650

Brent | Oct 23, 2006 9:53 PM
Where could I buy one of these things????? Anyone??

the cap'n | Aug 27, 2006 2:49 AM
so...its all missionary for you all! no imagination at all! C'mon..if you have friends that are down...you just leave the furniture out! Even yr grandma has seen a penis before...unfreeze yr genitals!

Andrew | May 31, 2006 5:28 PM
did Ron Jeremy patten this one?

Poolboy | May 31, 2006 10:25 AM
Wow, do you need to be a gymnist to use this thing? Should I start cross-training before attemping this device. I hope it come with instructions, and a discount life insurance policy. Looks dangerous!

Arshad MAhmood | May 17, 2006 6:26 PM

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Sins 4 you | Jun 28, 2005 5:54 PM
I make all type of sexual devices and I can understand how this works. Not easy to understand An I have a great imagination

Mike Garrett | Apr 4, 2005 8:29 AM
The family couch...if Tanya Harding and Cathy Rigbee ever move in together. The arriving at sex is competitive enough, do we have to extend that to the doing of sex as well?

Mike Garrett | Mar 8, 2005 11:39 AM
Having been a smartass for most of my life, many have suggested that I go do something by myself that at first blush might SEEM impossible. Thanks to this demented pervert, that may no longer be the case. Thanks alot pal.

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