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The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on May 25, 2004.

Thong-Type Garment with Wireframe Construction patent#: US 6738988 filed under Underwear view the full patent  | comments (4) posted on 5/25/2004, patent issued on 5/25/2004 The evolution of women's undergarments always seems to undergo a stage when wire is added liberally to the mix. Now it's come to the thong. Apparently some ladies with hefty heinies want to get down with the whole thong thang, but are realizing that a string down their crack isn't going to stop their ass from sagging.

Comments on Thong-Type Garment with Wireframe Construction

MissTress | Feb 4, 2007 9:48 AM
It would be a bad day if you put this on in a hurry! They would have to put a warning on it after many accidents..."The back piece of item does NOT go into any Orface"

Herb Moyer | May 29, 2006 10:55 PM
I wonder if you can pick up XM satellite stations with this.

Hugh Hefner | May 11, 2006 3:32 PM
I may be old and wrinkled but I do seem to recall there being a 'unikini' about 20 years ago or so. It was basically this same thing used as the bottom of a bikini without the top for those topless beaches...

Mike Garrett | Mar 8, 2005 10:18 PM
Great, just great, thank you very much! Now EVERYBODY knows Victoria's Secret. Ah Dad, I think I've finally decided what I want to be when I grow up.

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