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The following patent was issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office on April 24, 1990.

Throwable Pet Toy

patent#: US 4919083

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posted on 2/10/2006, patent issued on 4/24/1990

Of course you've heard of a Frisbee, but what about a Frisbeef? This flying disc is impregnated with "smoked ham, chicken, beef and other meat by-products such as ham hocks, shank ends, turkey, or chicken necks/backs and oxtails." Mmm... chicken backs, shank ends, and polyurethane – my favorite!

(Is it me or does it look like the dog in Figure 10 is about to be nailed in the nose by the Frisbee? Can't he smell the whirling meat disc coming? Must be a vegan.)

Throwable Pet Toy

Comments on Throwable Pet Toy

Andrew | Dec 6, 2005 6:01 AM
you could just as easily throw food at the dog

tiny | Dec 5, 2005 3:01 AM
This toy will make for one VERY short game of fetch. Rover ain't giving this back to you!!

goodorf | Dec 3, 2005 7:00 PM
Hmm... that is ALL im going to say... *geesh*

Tampa Tom | Dec 2, 2005 4:00 PM
Can you imagine what that dog's bowel movements are going to be like after it eats the damned thing? It's gonna take at least a few visits to the vet to get things back to 'normal'...

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