Collar

It is said that, over time, dogs begin to resemble their owners – a process that can be accelerated through coordinated collaring.

In an age when two of the most tricked out rappers are named Snoop Dogg and Bow Wow, canine bling should be no surprise. What’s impressive here is the patent holder’s bold suggestion that their design can be enjoyed by both beauty and beast alike. You can wear while dining at five-star restaurant or even just put it on for a casual afternoon in the back yard, snacking on old turds.

So don’t just buy one, buy two. Don’t be selfish! Did I mention it makes a great tentacle ring, should you happen to keep a giant squid?

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