Babies

Thong Diaper

patent#: US D539422

In the paraphrased words of Sisqo, "All the scandalous babies in the house show your thong th thong thong thong." What possible justification is there for a thong diaper? Does less plastic mean they are environmentally friendly? Are they to help adults who can't control their bowels feel sexy? Unfortunately for us, in a design patent no explanation is needed.

filed under Babies, Underwear
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posted on 6/17/2010, patent issued on 3/27/2007

Baby Bottle Accessory

patent#: US 6827317

One day Baby and Panda will be separated. It's a fact of life, old toys get thrown away by cruel parents.

But how can Baby live without Panda? Panda who nursed Baby from her one giant protruding, plastic appendage. Panda who doubled as Babies chew toy as poor Baby's teeth began to grow. Panda who always shouted to the world her religious faith, "God Loves Me."

Yes one day Panda will be thrown away. For the love of God, no!

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posted on 12/7/2004, patent issued on 12/7/2004

Baby's Play Gym for Suspending Toys, Reconfigurable as a Magazine Rack or a Chair

patent#: US 6742749

filed under Furniture, Babies
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posted on 6/1/2004, patent issued on 6/1/2004