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Lip Enhancer

patent#: US 6830590

"A method and apparatus for enhancing the size of lips. The apparatus is a clear or flesh colored polymer strip with a strong moisture activated adhesive on one side. A user inserts the apparatus on the inside of their lip with an attached applicator. Once in proper position, the user simply pulls the applicator away. When in place the lip enhancer maintains a stretch in the inner lip tissue, causing more of the lip to be exposed externally, thus making the lip appear noticeably larger. Users may talk, eat, and drink while using the lip enhancer."

Need I say more, pouty-lips?

filed under Beauty, Attraction
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posted on 12/14/2004, patent issued on 12/14/2004

Lip Enhancer
Pants with One or More Zippers on the Rear Thereof

Pants with One or More Zippers on the Rear Thereof

patent#: US 6789269

Let's face it, we've pushed the limits of butt-cheek exposure with pants as we know them. Luckily, fashion evolves quickly. These pants have zippers carefully designed to slyly reveal one cheek at a time. Didn't Prince invent these?

filed under Pants, Attraction
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posted on 9/14/2004, patent issued on 9/14/2004

Process for the Preparation of a Cosmetic Extract from Marine Ooze

patent#: US 6787159

One cannot become truly beautiful without first becoming truly ugly. Apparently mud just isn't doing it anymore, and the seekers of youth are experimenting with the more elusive "ooze."

filed under Makeup, Attraction
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posted on 9/7/2004, patent issued on 9/7/2004