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Body Hair and Feet Drying Chair

patent#: US 7117611

Patents have so much to teach us... like a new word for butt crack!--"gluteal cleft"

Doesn't that have a nice ring to it? "Excuse me, sir, but your cloven gluteas is scaring the children."

Yes, this crotch drier blows hot air right in the spot where it usually makes an exit.

Reading through the patent, I couldn't help wondering if this line was intentional. The bottom is designed "to distribute weight forces and minimize the development of small cracks in the base." But hey if they develop, we'll dry 'em!

filed under Shower
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posted on 6/16/2010, patent issued on 10/10/2006

Showerhead with Removable Electronic Media Device

patent#: US 6823536

High-tech shower head
Can't put it back together
Next time use boom box

filed under Shower, Music
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posted on 11/30/2004, patent issued on 11/30/2004

Whirlpool Bath Filter and Suction Device

patent#: US 6751814

Look into my eyes
and experience the pain
of high-powered bathtub suction.

Curséd devouring whirlpool faceplate!
Your grill is a geometry of anguish.
Take my last eleven hairs,
And let me return to the shower.

filed under Shower
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posted on 7/11/2005, patent issued on 6/22/2004

Whirlpool Bath Filter and Suction Device

Whipped Cocoa Bath

patent#: US 6753303

Chocolatey bathwater,
I feel like a marshmallow,
Floating amongst your froth.

You caffeinate my pores,
And make me feel naughty.

I want to say dirty things,
And then wash out my mouth,
with a Hershey Bar of soap.

filed under Shower
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posted on 7/12/2005, patent issued on 6/22/2004

Illuminated Soap Bar with Sound

patent#: US 6746135

Something tells me circuitry and bathing do not mix. How much entertainment do we need in the shower?

filed under Shower
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posted on 6/8/2004, patent issued on 6/8/2004