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patent#: US 7012525
We all know the drill: Take off you shoes, put them on the conveyer belt to be X-Rayed and walk through the metal detector. All because of that one stupid m*th#rf!ck%r!
patent#: US D504997
Apparently, the Jolly Green gotten his foot in a barn silo again. Easy on the corn vodka there, Jolly!
patent#: US 6840893
Headless Harry lost his head,
patent#: US 6788200
I sometimes have trouble knowing from my right side from my left. When I was a kid, I used to play soccer. When I needed to know my right from my left, I would think to myself, "If I had a soccer ball with me, which leg would I use to kick it?" That was my right leg.
patent#: US 6782639
At last you can feel drunk without the expense of alcohol.
patent#: US 6746249
I'm sorry, is there something missing here? Does the kid need a separate practice shoe? Wouldn't he/she want to tie the shoe they're wearing?
patent#: US 6744145
Every step will help us eliminate our dependence on foreign oil.
patent#: US 6739074
1. A method for discouraging concealment of contraband in an institutional setting, comprising the steps of: