Animal sorting and grading system using MRI to predict maximum value

Students and teachers complain of grading children with standardized tests. Well, be thankful you’re not a cow. One day cows may be graded with MRIs to determine “a number of days to maximum value to continue feeding an animal prior to processing the animal in order to obtain a predetermined maximum value for the animal.” Stop you complaining kiddies or one day SAT may stand for Soylent Aptitude Test.

Wait a minute… Cows get free antibiotics and free MRIs and there are 40 million Americans without health insurance?

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